- ...1940's.
- Lawrence's 184 inch Cyclotron,
the biggest
synchrocyclotron ever built, was originally conceived as
a giant mass spectrometer for separating the isotopes
of uranium for the first fission bomb; however, a far more efficient
method was invented soon after it was built, and ``the 184'' went into
service as a pion and muon producer.
Many Ph.D. theses (including my own in 1972)
were written on experiments performed at the 184 until it was
dismantled in the 1980's to make room for the world's most intense
Synchrotron Light Source on the same site at what has been called the
Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory (LBL) since the end of the 1960's.
[Before that it was called the Lawrence Radiation Laboratory (LRL);
the name was changed partly to avoid association with
the other LRL branch in Livermore (now known as LLL,
the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory)
where weapons research is conducted,
and psrtly to expunge that fearsome word
``Radiation.''
It is still know as ``the Rad Lab'' to Berkeleyans.]
- ...femtoseconds.
- I refer, of course, to the
`` big bang'' scenario, which is almost universally
regarded as the best model of cosmogony
[a fancy word for Creation].
- ...field.
- Just to give a hint of how this works,
"psi" is now composed of some complex exponential wave functions
multiplied by creation and annihilation operators
that respectively increase and decrease the number of particles
of that species by one. The creation and annihilation operators
obey an algebra that corresponds to the statistical properties
of the particle - e.g. for fermions no two can be in the same
state. I will resist the temptation to show any of the equations,
which are actually very compact but (as one might expect)
have an extremely high ``interpretation density.''
- ...rays,
- Muons are the main component of
cosmic rays that make it to the Earth's surface - all the
more strongly interacting particles are absorbed or re-scattered
in the atmosphere, which makes a pretty good shield. In fact,
if you take a transcontinental trip at 30,000 feet altitude,
you pick up about 50 mR of ionizing radiation from cosmic rays
that are not absorbed because you are above most of
the shield! Recall the Radiation Hazards handout.
- ...strongly).
- In case you wondered,
I am skipping over a lot of agonizing reevaluation and
painstaking experiments that led to the discoveries that justify
using the ``modern'' names for all these particles;
the muon was called a ``mesotron'' for years and is still
sometimes referred to as a ``mu meson'' in Russia.
But why sacrifice simplicity for mere historical accuracy?
- ...pairs.
- I haven't
bothered to label all the particles; see if you can find any
violations of local conservation laws.
- ...recently
- Well,
it seems recent to me!
- ...lifetime.
- This theory now forms
the core of what is known as `` the Standard Model''
of elementary particles - a name which reveals a certain
disaffection, since no one is particularly excited at the prospect
of serving the Establishment prejudices connoted by a
``standard model.'' Particle physicists, like most free thinkers,
prefer to think of themselves as romantic revolutionaries challenging
established conventions and ``standard models'' everywhere.
Not surprisingly, a great deal of experimental effort goes into
``tests of the Standard Model'' which the experimenters openly
hope will throw a monkey wrench into the works.
- ...again.
- There is an even more dramatic consequence in the neighbourhood
of a very small black hole whose tidal forces
(the gradient of the gravitational field between one place
and another) is so intense that one of the virtual particles of
a pair can fall into the black hole while the other is ejected
and becomes a ``real'' particle - leading to intense radiation
that can be described as the explosive annihilation
of the miniature black hole. This explains why there are no
small black holes around any more, only big ones
whose gravitational gradient is very gentle at the Schwartzschild
radius. [Recall discussions on general relativity.]
- ...``superweak''
- The ``superweak''
force is a name coined to describe a really
esoteric interaction which appears to affect only
the decays of strange neutral mesons (if it exists at all).
- ...matter.
- Neutral
particles either convert into charged particles (which do ionize
the medium) or else are conspicuous in their invisibility!
- ...light.
- One example
is old-fashioned ``moth balls'' - if you take a handful of mothballs
into a very dark closet (you must get rid of all ambient light!)
and wait for your eyes to adjust, you should be able to see tiny flashes
of light every few seconds as cosmic ray muons zap the mothballs.
There are many apocryphal stories about graduate students in closets
with mothballs and manual counters in the early days of
nuclear physics....
- ...chamber.
- Probably
this was a bar frequented by many HEP types, so such behaviour
went unremarked.
- ...first.
- If you
have access to a microwave oven, you can observe this effect
for yourself: take a cup of cold water and slowly increase the
cooking time (replacing it with new cold water each time)
until it is just starting to boil as the timer runs out.
Then do one more with a slightly decreased cooking time,
take out the cup and drop in a few grains of sugar or salt -
the dissolved gases will abruptly come out of solution
around these ``nucleation centres'' to make a stream of
bubbles for a short time.
- ...information;
- For decades,
HEP has ``driven'' the leading edge
of supercomputer hardware and software development.
Today's computing environment is rapidly becoming more driven
by the personal workstation, which is probably a more healthy
arrangement, but it is certainly true that we would
not have the computer technology we do without the demand created
by HEP from about 1950 to about 1980.
- ...number.
- It just barely makes it,
mass-wise, which partly accounts for the slowness of the decay.
- ...photon?
- As a matter of fact, this is still an open
question - experiments have recently pushed the upper limit
on the ``branching ratio'' for radiative muon decay
(i.e. the fraction of the time muons decay into electrons
and photons) to less than one part in ??? and more
experiments are underway, because several theories demand
that such ``flavour-violating'' decays must exist at some level.
- ...flavour
- No, I'm not kidding,
the official name for the difference between muons and electrons
(and, later on, tau leptons) is ``lepton flavour.''
- ...sentence.
- Kirk: ``Boy, this particle sure looks
strange.'' Spock: ``Not at all, Captain. If you
look more closely, I believe you'll find it's charmed.''
- ...shape!
- The shapes are a little crooked in this
representation. The hypercharge Y and
isospin I (whose ``projection'' I3
along some ``axis'' in ``isospace'' is the same as its charge Q,
within a constant) were invented partly to make the diagrams
nicely symmetric with the
origin at the centre of each arrangement. I haven't bothered.
- ...dimensions
- Honest, we don't have the faintest idea
whether there is actually some space in which
isospin actually refers to rotations
about some axis, we only know that isospin
transforms that way. If there is such a space,
none of its dimensions are our familiar
x, y or z
directions. Very weird.
- ...quarks.''
- See James Joyce's Finnegan's Wake
for the origin of the term ``quark'' - it was originally a
nonsense syllable, which makes it a pretty good choice for its
present application. At least the commandeering of the word
``quark'' by particle physics did not inconvenience any users
of the English language.
- ...miserably.
- Unfortunatly, the genuinely new paradigms
that were springing up to deal with this crisis
(Geoffrey Chew's bootstrap theory, in which
each hadron is composed of small amounts of all the others
[think about it!]) have been neglected since the development of
QCD.
- ...mathematics,
- Of course, energy is
``just a cute mnemonic metaphor for some esoteric mathematics,''
if we think back to classical mechanics; but we have gotten so
used to energy that we don't think of it that way any more,
whereas quarks are still... well, weird.
- ...versa.
- The
SUSY partner of the photon is the photino,
the SUSY partner of the graviton is the gravitino,
the SUSY partner of the W boson is
(I am not making this up!) the wino, and so on.
This is not a joke, but no one knows if it is ``real'' either.
That is, we do not yet know if Nature contains phenomena
for which there is no other known explanation.
- ...debates).
- My personal opinion is that such
extravagant claims miss the point of Physics almost entirely -
we know that the ordinary properties of solids are governed
completely by QED, the most perfectly understood physical
theory in the history of humanity, but we are still
discovering unexpected qualitative behaviour of solids
as we explore the seemingly endless variety of ways
that large numbers of simple units (like electrons)
can interact collectively with other simple units
(like phonons or positive ions). To understand the
components out of which things are built is not
the same as understanding the things! So-called
``naive Reductionism'' is alive and well in certain
overly arrogant elementary particle physicists....